Oh kitty... I lub you.

My cat likes to lie on the living room table and stretch his toes. While he's staring at me. Staring at me, flexing his toes. Occasionally he'll mew, but only a little wee one, as if he's saying "Yup. That was a good stretch. Did you see those toes? Bet you've never seen toes as sweet as those, eh? Tell 'ya what... Wait 5 minutes and I'll stretch 'em again, just for you."

My cat also likes to touch the TV screen when it's on, which often causes a shock. So he mews again. And then he touches it. Shock. Mew. Touch. Shock. Mew. Repeat.

My cat likes to eat, but he doesn't care to stand up much. So he often lays down to have his kibble. He'll lay in front of his food bowl with his face in the dish.

Kitty likes to carry his toys in his mouth. Especially bird on a stick, which is (aptly named) a bird attached to a stick. But the stick is also about the same size as the kitty, which means he has to lift his head while walking with B.O.A.S. Which means he can't see while he's walking. Which means he often trips and falls = funny.

Kitty likes to spread himself out on the bathmat, pressed against the tub, under the shower curtain while I'm showering. He's hoping to catch some of the water droplets that often run off the side. This usually results in a serious drenching when I finish my shower, pull back the curtain, and get out of the tub. There's only so much bathmat to be shared between girl and cat, and I have to ring my hair out somewhere, right? You'd think he'd learn.

My kitty is defs cheaper than cable, and is seriously way more entertaining.